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September 19 2014, 09:45 AM

hipsterlibertarian:

NYPD officer pictured ‘putting seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling outside her apartment’

An advocacy group has released images which claim to show an NYPD officer putting a seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling on the sidewalk in front of her apartment. 
NYPD officers have been banned from using the chokehold since 1993, but an officer can be seen in the pictures wrapping his arm around 27-year-old Rosan Miller’s neck in the Saturday incident. 
Her young daughter is also in the pictures, watching the arrest unfold.

Illegally grilling on the sidewalk! What a hardened, dangerous criminal! And I bet that little girl now has a very solid grasp on who she can trust and what’s ok to do to women and/or people who are physically weaker than you!

hipsterlibertarian:

NYPD officer pictured ‘putting seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling outside her apartment’

An advocacy group has released images which claim to show an NYPD officer putting a seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling on the sidewalk in front of her apartment. 

NYPD officers have been banned from using the chokehold since 1993, but an officer can be seen in the pictures wrapping his arm around 27-year-old Rosan Miller’s neck in the Saturday incident. 

Her young daughter is also in the pictures, watching the arrest unfold.

Illegally grilling on the sidewalk! What a hardened, dangerous criminal! And I bet that little girl now has a very solid grasp on who she can trust and what’s ok to do to women and/or people who are physically weaker than you!

September 19 2014, 09:45 AM

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

September 19 2014, 09:45 AM

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

September 19 2014, 09:32 AM

September 19 2014, 01:53 AM

#teamtryingtogetmyfuckinglifetogether

September 19 2014, 01:53 AM

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

September 19 2014, 01:52 AM

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

 - John Lennon (via dissapolnted)

September 19 2014, 01:52 AM

September 19 2014, 01:52 AM

iguanamouth:

tumblr taught memore than shcool ever did. i was left in the woods as a child and was raised by squirrels. i found this laptop in a hikers backpack. have you guys heard about memes

September 19 2014, 01:52 AM

chasingcomics:

The Man Who Lives Alone

My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

September 19 2014, 01:49 AM

butterbeer-slightly-queer:

adventprince:

hey fellow ppl who menstruate!

my gynecologist told me today that she doesn’t reccomend Always brand menstrual products, especially to people with sensitive skin, because they’ve been known to irritate the vulva. She said even if you don’t notice an irritation, it can still affect yr vaginal health/make you more prone to yeast infections etc.

please spread this so we can avoid hecking up our vulvas!

don’t heck up ur vulva 

September 19 2014, 01:49 AM

lanactrlaltdelrey:

hugoaguilera:

"hey can you do me a favor?"

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"but-"

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when people take your url off a post and try to pass it off as their own

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September 19 2014, 01:49 AM

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

September 19 2014, 01:49 AM

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ok I love them but-

 - someone who’s bout to talk major shit on their friend (via laserqucst)

September 19 2014, 01:48 AM

gnarly:

when the teacher catches the person you hate in class texting and they confiscate their phone

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